Happy birthday my beloved son-in-law <3 فديته رجل بتي الجميل كل عام وانت بخير يالقمر
If you are feeling lonely or inexperienced, you can buy yourself a Make-Out Practice Pillow. Source
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
Venus is a famous cat who was born with two faces. Her rare coloring may be the result of having different DNA on each side of her body. Source
none of that was expected.
I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise
we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE